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Adopt, Adapt and Improve: Just got my first 419 scamspam based on Liberia:

My name is ***** ******,i was a Personal Assistant and was one of the officers recruiting Body Guards for President Charles Taylor of war torn Liberia in West Africa.As led by my instinct i selected your email address from an internet directory,in my search for partner,hence this mail.

...For your reliable assistance,i will reward you with 15%($2,775,000) of the money.I have with me, the Certificate of Deposit for the consignment containing the funds,which will be use for claim from the security company,and the release codes of the vaults.Also everything will be legally processed for transfer of ownership to you,and this transaction should be completed immmediately depending on your prompt response.

Yeah, yeah.

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