Thursday, 4 October 2001 : "a bit of ha ha"

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You must stop living in the past. Any changes you make back then may alter the present irreparably.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Now more than ever, that peace sign you carry is going to get you shot at.

-- horoscopes from this week's Onion