Ihnatko on Jeffrey Jones and the Truth

Funny rant from Andy Ihnatko: I'm Eager For Only A Few Selected Parts Of The Truth To Come Out

The actor who played the principal in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"... was arrested on pornography-related charges this week... and in a statement to press announced "All I want is for the truth to come out."

And here I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the guy was guilty, guilty, guilty... why would an innocent person want the absolute truth about themselves to be made public?

I mean, just the thought of what my college roomate alone could say has got me pricing real estate in Ecuador...