Joseph Heller, 1923-1999
Third Republican debate, tonight at 7pm central (apparently on MSNBC).
A perfect Dilbert cartoon; nearly a koan
The Theory of Relativity in four-letter words or less. (seen on alt0169). I think using five-letter words (say, "speed", "light" and "force") would have made it both easier to write and easier to understand, but it's a heck of a try as it is.